Tao High
Revealed on April 1st, 2013, Tao High is a high school bearing remarkable similarity to the Tao World.
Mission 1 Reboot
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Listen Up Guys!!!!!
~*~*mApLe*~*~ here!!!!!!! i really need yours all’s help!!! My Bro Matt is being a real stink and got dumped by his girlfriend-- his EX girlfriend!!! i can’t blame her really because he is Basically the uncoolest guy ever. But whatever.
See i wouldn’ t care a t a l l but i do NOW because it means this: I CANT GO TO PROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah Thats Right!!!! The stupid buttface is ruining my BEST weekend EVER!!! GOD!!!!!! i thought he couldn’t make it any worse but then... whatever.
Anyway i already have a dress and everything too. I’m normally too young to go, but listen and hear me OUT please! This is the biggest night of our LIVES and i might not get ANOther CHAnce if you guys don’t help me OUT! Come On! Help A Girl Out!
Well so the solution here’s simple: yall gotta go to the prom WITH him!! with my stinky Bro Matt! Yea Sorry i know it’s asking a lot but.. please??! !!!!!! :’3
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i’m gonna CRY! if you guys dont!
i don’t care if yall gotta fake it either! just convince him to go! ya can ditch him afterwards heh!
THANX!
-*****maple***** XOXOX
HEY ASSHOLES!
Well, not you guys. You guys are all right if you’re one of the guys reading this. That’s why I need your help. But listen up, anyway.
I was out in gym class doing whatever, you know, just walking around. No, this isn’t even the important part! The important part is that one of my favorite shoes of ALL TIME is missing! God damnit! You don’t even know how much that shoe meant to me! What type of lowly scum would sneak into the girls’ lockerroom and snatch it STRAIGHT FROM MY LOCKER?! Who the hell even knows my combination?! I mean seriously, how did that happen? I can’t think of anyone...
...hmm...
Well, whatever. Just let me know if you have any clues about what happened to my shoe. I doubt it. I can’t even remember what color it was anymore... like every memory about my beloved shoe is slipping from me like sand between toes... …
If I can’t find it before prom this Sat I might just die. Really.
Peace out. You know where to text me if you’re reading this. Bye.
-PK
All right loosers, its time too put our little club “2” the test. Someones tipped off the goody-2-shoes hall patrol about Chex and now they wanna get rid of him, probbly send him off too a school even lamer then this garbage dump manages too be. His parents are dead and his normal schools to far away for me to drive him their every day so hes gotta come here to Tao High with me.
Miss Merlot would like 2 help me hide him but Vergil prolly knows two look their first for him, so you guys can’t keep him their.
Lets see... no one else is as cool as she is so you guys are gonna be on you’re own. I cant keep Chex with me bcuz the Hall patrol and the other teachers are gonna be watching me like a hawk or something.
Oh btw don’t just throw him in a locker or something cuz that’s for babies. Hes a cool kid so let him do what he wants (he likes to eat lunch with everyone else so make sure u do that somehow idk, think of something).
Also keep him away from that broke-ass Shroomsworth guy, he doesnt look to trustworthie and probably would rat you guys out.
Getting Zaru and myself out of this detention room would be simple, but since you cowardly lot decided to tag along, we’re going to have to figure out another way outta here. I was thinking of tricking one of you into making a sacrificial run for it to allow the rest of us to make it out of here home free, but I’ve decided not to.
On my way in I got to see all of the bumbling teachers going about whatever it is they do on Saturdays. Really, why would you come here when there are no students to teach? Whatever. We need to stay away from Arianna, Prosphora, Vergil and his Patrat Patrol, and Sorbet, the asshole principal who saw fit to allow the teachers to sentence you to being here in the first place.
So, how did I get in? I climbed up to the school’s rooftop, then snuck in via the duct system! It was all too easy. Can’t get out that way though, as I had to take a fall to get into this room.
Vergil will most likely have his Hallway Patrol Patrats posted as lookouts around all the stairways leading downward in an effort to prevent us from leaving prematurely, Arianna and Shou-Mei are most likely in the band room, so they won’t hear us unless we go into that room directly. Prosphora is an eccentric old coot roaming the halls and would love to proselytize all of you if given the chance, and Sorbet is in his office, doing whatever it is he always does.
If any of you are on good terms with Devon, we may be able to have Ms. Merlot help us out a bit, but not too much. She doesn’t like leaving her classroom without someone to guide her, and has never actually been seen leaving... the school. I’m pretty sure she lives here.
So, that’s that! Stay away from all the teachers and administration, and make your way out of the school and get your asses home and dressed and back here in time for prom. Simple!
Or you can stay here and study your studies. I don’t care. It’s time for Zaru and I to make our escape. We’re not waiting for you.
Side Mission - FAKE A DATE WITH MATT
Maple really wants to go to prom. Make it happen! She doesn’t care how! Fake it!
Side Mission - MISSING SHOE?!
PK can’t find her shoe!!! Give her clues as to where it could be!
Side Mission - HIDE CHEX
Devonshire needs you to hide Chex from Sorbet etc. and especially Shroomsworth or else he’ll be sent home. And Chex’s parents are dead. So...
MAIN MISSION - ESCAPE DETENTION FOR PROM!!!!!!!! YOU ARE IN DETENTION!!!!! Escape with Callahan, Zaru, Fresnel, and whoever else was in there and I forget, and go to PROM!!!
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Mission 1 Reboot ends on May 15th!!! :3
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